Let's Do Science

We need bigger kittens

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msaturniidae asked: Can't you be alternate universe Bright? Or evil twin Bright? Hell, doesn't the SCP itself have that whole "begging to be used for making replicant personalities" thing written in?

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Eh, I thought so.  The actual writer has seemed pretty bent about it though.  At least what I got from his interview on that internet radio.  I thought with the whole ‘there can be multiple Brights’ thing it would work out. 

I also preferred the idea of Bright actually being more like that list of things he isn’t allowed to do.  Like a scientist so broken from being killed and not dying so many times he’s this fucked up creature the foundation puts up with because he can help.

Guess that was my head-canon for it :S The original Bright seems to resent that.  Which is fine and all he’s the OG and whatnot.

Me not posting anymore is mostly from me though, it’s not like he has ever actually explicity said ‘EY YOU KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF.’  I don’t think I’d have responded to that anyway.

I work a 40 hour work week and time for posting has been scarce, as is my level of creativity for the SCP foundation.  I don’t have it in me atm and I just can’t keep up 8U Maybe in the future I’ll try and make a glorious comeback but as of now it’s pretty dead. 

SUMMARY: I WISH I HAD THE TIME BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO KEEP BEING THE PARTY-BRIGHT)

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((OOC Shit but for real I haven’t dusted this thing off in months now so I might just leave it sitting around.  Won’t be active though.  I was really only involved with a few other people on here and my random shit posting so it’s not much of a loss for whatever community tumblr has for the SCP foundation.

Also IRL Bright has pretty much stated he hates my blog, which, as funny as I find it, makes me wonder how many other people are probably bitter about me being here.

I don’t really give a fuck I just had fun posting science and shit.  Also I honestly find Bright’s buttmad over me being too kooky and shit funny because his portrayal of Bright seems really fucking boring but thats just me.


Sooo thanks and all that to the people I had fun with.  Some of you were really cool and sent me some questions that made me smile.  HAVE FUN OUT THERE.  KEEP SPLITTING THOSE ATOMS.))

I’M TAKING AN EXTENDED PERMANENT VACATION AND NONE OF YOU FOOLS CAN STOP ME.

Filed under Stuff YALL HAVE FUN SCIENCE AND ALL THAT I'm going to play some vidyagames now

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Anonymous asked: *Throws three d-class at you*Here enjoy

I DONT NEED THESE.

WHAT KIN D OF FUCKING UPPER BODY STRENGTH DO YOU POSSESS?

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elenatheimportantdclass asked: She ended up out of her cell cause of the keycard she stole off someone else, leaving her creeping at Dr. Brights door.

WHO’S OUT THERE?

I’VE BEEN DRINKING AND I HAVE A CARBON ROD, SO HELP ME-

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Anonymous asked: Bright i have an eight ball of coke,a fresh sample of scp-420-j and a lot of booze,we both know where this is going

This is going to the toilet because holy shit I don’t think I can handle all that right now without another body.

And then I’ll basically be splitting it up and that’s a damn waste.  Rain check that shit.

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Anonymous asked: I was taking a test online, and the name of the test was "The Limits of Science Quiz" I'M SCARED

Science is something to be feared, briefly, but then you have to embrace her as you would a beautiful woman you’ve loved forever from afar.

She is intimidating yes, with her complex equations and her delicate laws of physics.  But at the same time you are drawn to her ruby red lips and giant tits like any sane human being.

Get balls deep in that test.  SCIENCE HAS NO LIMITS BTW, IF YOU HAVE SOME CAJONES

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jrresearcher-lolanova asked: BRIGHT. I'm, like, stupid drunk. And I have a stupid idea. Let's play strip poker.

We would either need more players

or we all walk the dinosaur

Whatever is clever

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Anonymous asked: Bright. I repeat. ARE YOU A CHECHEN.

Wait you asked me a question now you are telling me shit?

NO, I’M NOT.  THAT’S NOT EVEN WHAT MY HOST BODY WAS.

GOOD DAY SIR.

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Anonymous asked: Are you a Chechen?

Dmitri go to bed I’ve answered this before you gotta chill